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{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}

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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}

{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}

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{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}

{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

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