{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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