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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
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{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}
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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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