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Feiyun River is the third longest river in Zhejiang, China. It has a total length of about 176 kilometres (109 mi), and a basin area of 3,731 square kilometres (1,441 sq mi). It has an average annual flow of 144 cubic meters (188 cu yd) per second.
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