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Stadio San Filippo - Franco Scoglio is a football stadium in Messina, Italy. It is currently the home of A.C.R. Messina. It is currently the largest stadium in Europe to not have eligibility to host FIFA World Cup group matches or UEFA Europa League final.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Helianthus debilis subsp. cucumerifolius","displaytitle":"Helianthus debilis subsp. cucumerifolius","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q24688225","titles":{"canonical":"Helianthus_debilis_subsp._cucumerifolius","normalized":"Helianthus debilis subsp. cucumerifolius","display":"Helianthus debilis subsp. cucumerifolius"},"pageid":60081614,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Helianthus_debilis_subsp._cucumerifolius_%27Vanilla_Ice%27_2015-08-30_02.jpg/330px-Helianthus_debilis_subsp._cucumerifolius_%27Vanilla_Ice%27_2015-08-30_02.jpg","width":320,"height":436},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Helianthus_debilis_subsp._cucumerifolius_%27Vanilla_Ice%27_2015-08-30_02.jpg","width":3184,"height":4336},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1135935874","tid":"e5af7593-9e7b-11ed-ada8-6b01d2dd902f","timestamp":"2023-01-27T19:50:49Z","description":"Subspecies of sunflower","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helianthus_debilis_subsp._cucumerifolius","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helianthus_debilis_subsp._cucumerifolius?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helianthus_debilis_subsp._cucumerifolius?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Helianthus_debilis_subsp._cucumerifolius"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helianthus_debilis_subsp._cucumerifolius","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Helianthus_debilis_subsp._cucumerifolius","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helianthus_debilis_subsp._cucumerifolius?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Helianthus_debilis_subsp._cucumerifolius"}},"extract":"Helianthus debilis subsp. cucumerifolius, or cucumberleaf dune sunflower, is a subspecies of the species Helianthus debilis in the genus Helianthus, family Asteraceae. It is native to the South Central regions of the United States and exists naturalized in every continent except Antarctica.","extract_html":"
Helianthus debilis subsp. cucumerifolius, or cucumberleaf dune sunflower, is a subspecies of the species Helianthus debilis in the genus Helianthus, family Asteraceae. It is native to the South Central regions of the United States and exists naturalized in every continent except Antarctica.
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