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{"type":"standard","title":"Mária Valéria Bridge","displaytitle":"Mária Valéria Bridge","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1089516","titles":{"canonical":"Mária_Valéria_Bridge","normalized":"Mária Valéria Bridge","display":"Mária Valéria Bridge"},"pageid":2615380,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8f/M%C3%A1ria_Val%C3%A9ria%C2%B4s_bridge.jpg/330px-M%C3%A1ria_Val%C3%A9ria%C2%B4s_bridge.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/M%C3%A1ria_Val%C3%A9ria%C2%B4s_bridge.jpg","width":1024,"height":768},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286753542","tid":"cbdd2931-1ee8-11f0-82a6-b086b487afb0","timestamp":"2025-04-21T19:42:45Z","description":"Bridge in Hungary and Slovakia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":47.79527778,"lon":18.73027778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A1ria_Val%C3%A9ria_Bridge","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A1ria_Val%C3%A9ria_Bridge?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A1ria_Val%C3%A9ria_Bridge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:M%C3%A1ria_Val%C3%A9ria_Bridge"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A1ria_Val%C3%A9ria_Bridge","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/M%C3%A1ria_Val%C3%A9ria_Bridge","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A1ria_Val%C3%A9ria_Bridge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:M%C3%A1ria_Val%C3%A9ria_Bridge"}},"extract":"The Mária Valéria Bridge joins Esztergom in Hungary and Štúrovo in Slovakia, across the River Danube. The bridge is some 500 metres in length. It is named after Archduchess Marie Valerie of Austria (1868–1924), the fourth child of the Emperor of Austria-Hungary, Franz Josef and Elisabeth.","extract_html":"
The Mária Valéria Bridge joins Esztergom in Hungary and Štúrovo in Slovakia, across the River Danube. The bridge is some 500 metres in length. It is named after Archduchess Marie Valerie of Austria (1868–1924), the fourth child of the Emperor of Austria-Hungary, Franz Josef and Elisabeth.
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