{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Gisela Abbam","displaytitle":"Gisela Abbam","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q107526611","titles":{"canonical":"Gisela_Abbam","normalized":"Gisela Abbam","display":"Gisela Abbam"},"pageid":73794300,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/GiselaAbbamattheBBBA.jpg/330px-GiselaAbbamattheBBBA.jpg","width":320,"height":479},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/GiselaAbbamattheBBBA.jpg","width":684,"height":1024},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1295143623","tid":"4cb6e855-4722-11f0-8ce2-a8a7ffdb3a67","timestamp":"2025-06-12T00:15:09Z","description":"Ghanaian-British businesswoman","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gisela_Abbam","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gisela_Abbam?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gisela_Abbam?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gisela_Abbam"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gisela_Abbam","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Gisela_Abbam","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gisela_Abbam?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gisela_Abbam"}},"extract":"Gisela Maame Abbam is a Ghanaian-British businesswoman working in both the private and public sector who has focused on the healthcare industry. She is the first black Chair of the General Pharmaceutical Council, and is the first black chair of the British Science Association. She is a board member of the Bar Standards Board, a commissioner on the National Preparedness Commission as well as a Senior director at Revvity. She is a former Global Executive Director at General Electric and an advisor at National Institute for Health and Care Excellence.","extract_html":"
Gisela Maame Abbam is a Ghanaian-British businesswoman working in both the private and public sector who has focused on the healthcare industry. She is the first black Chair of the General Pharmaceutical Council, and is the first black chair of the British Science Association. She is a board member of the Bar Standards Board, a commissioner on the National Preparedness Commission as well as a Senior director at Revvity. She is a former Global Executive Director at General Electric and an advisor at National Institute for Health and Care Excellence.
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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